LOL.  You may have noticed the ads on my blog are gone.  ONE DAY after I started putting Google ads on my blog, they send me the following email:

As mentioned in the welcome email, we begin to review your AdSense account when you begin serving ads. During a recent review, we have disapproved your account for the following violation(s).

Issues:

- Gambling-related content
- Site does not comply with Google policies
- Adult content

Wow.  Not just one or two reasons... but I got a threesome - and not the good kind.  I did not realize I was so "offensive."  Most people think I'm a pretty nice guy - at least that's what my mother tells me.  Sorry, you Censor-happy B*tches!  It's a POKER blog!  Poker's a perfectly legal social and competitive activity enjoyed my hundreds of millions of people!!!  My head is spinning from all the censoring going on around here.  First Google and then the Boss.  Am I really *that* messed-up?!?

I think what must've put me over the edge was the hairy nipple.  It  was the last post before they reviewed my account and apparently it was a little too much for them.  Obviously, the my nipples pose some kind of risk to society, scarring all women and children in its path.  Why focus on that when you cold have focused on the importance of weight loss in our obese society?  And the importance of having goals?

Maybe the head of AdSense has a brother-in-law in the DOJ.  I'm seriously tempted to mail their corporate offices a photo of my hairy anus.  You want something to censor?!?  Censor that!!!  Hmm... I just remembered all my oak branch ass-raping posts and when I said I wanted to sell my kids.  Maybe I *AM* "offensive."

  

Meh - no big loss.  Those ads looked sooo unbelievably lame.  After only 24 hours I felt like a cheap hooker.  Selling myself out for a few dollars (literally).  I have no idea how much the ads paid, but I'm thinking it must've been like a fraction of a penny per click-thru.  Now my blog looks nice and neat again.  It all ended for the best, and everyone's happy.